Sisterhood Matters: Membership Report

We are happy to report that we currently have 118 Members and 7 Friends of Sisterhood.  We are so pleased that you are one of our Members!  We hope you will be able to join us at our paid-up membership luncheon on Sunday, November 12.  Jill Gold Wright will be speaking to us on the Immigrant Experience and its Impact on American Theater.  It will be very interesting. 
The Holiday Boutique is the following Sunday (November 19) - a great way to get your holiday shopping done and support Sisterhood at the same time!
Have you been to our website yet?  It's www.tassisterhood.org.  We have program flyers under "Program/Monthly Programs," flyers for our fundraisers under (can you guess?) "Fundraisers," and photos under - well, you know it.  We only have photos of this year's events so far, but we are planning to add past photos too.
Some Jewish humor to finish off this email:
Shul committees should be made up of three members, two of whom should be absent at every meeting.
It was mealtime during a flight on El Al. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked Moshe, seated in front. "What are my choices?" Moshe asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
An elderly Jewish man is knocked down by a car and is brought to the local hospital. A pretty nurse tucks him into bed and says, "Mr. Gevarter, are you comfortable?" Gevarter replies, "I make a living....